LETS TRI

SO IM FAT AND OVER 40 ! MY IDEA OF EXCERCISE WAS FLIPPING THE CHANNELS ON THE REMOTE.......BUT FOR SOME REASON I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD ACTUALLY DO A TRIATHLON !!! IF THAT WAS'NT FUNNY ENOUGH.....WELL DID I MENTION , I DONT REALLY SWIM :) OH I CAN DOG PADDLE...AND AS LONG AS MY FEET COULD TOUCH THE BOTTOM....AND MY HEAD WAS STILL ABOVE WATER...I COULD SORTA DO A FREESTYLE STROKE........THE SAGA CONTINUES...